Rhiannon Grist
Photography by Autumn Goodman via Unsplash
Content Warning: explicit violence
I bought myself a crown off Amazon
A cheap plastic thing with glued on jewels
And named myself king of myself
I wrote a constitution and compiled laws
But I kept breaking them
I couldn’t be tolerated
I revolted, I rebelled, I laid down the law
I put myself in irons
But I was unrepentant
I had no choice
So, I lopped off my head
Got blood on my crown
Sorry, no refunds, Amazon said
Rhiannon Grist
Rhiannon is a Welsh writer living and working in beautiful Edinburgh. She was a member of both the Traverse and Royal Court young writers groups and now writes and performs as part of Writers Bloc. She lives with a data analyst called Dale and an anatomical skeleton called Bob. All her stories are true.